The Villager Office (Revisited!)


Now some of you may remember my previous article many months ago... when Juansito was still a dinosaur in his cave and Mnok Bahser was only a young man requesting payment for his amazing feats of vocabulary! Well I am back to revisit and let you all know what happens behind locked doors...

Let's start with the boss, the Godfather of the Villager... Some say he doesn't do much but I'm here to prove them wrong... I'll just go into his office and talk to him... "TrendyHaz, I'm here to...errr..." Be quiet, he is sleeping on the job (again).

Time to quickly move to the coding department, run by the one...the only...WHAT? Someone else runs it now?? Oh! Ok, here's that Frogger weirdo. I'll just peek around his door...AAAAHHH! He was just whipping a young coder, Purpender, while his assistant, Poison333, held him down... I better move hastily to the proofreaders department...

Well here I am, outside of Mnok Bahser's office (formerly Monk Basher). Some say that he was born in a newspaper and slept hugging a dictionary instead of a teddy-bear. Others say that he was brought up by William Shakespeare. All we know is that he never stops working. Proofreading, editing and now, with his NEW promoted position, locking topics when he shouldn't!

Squashed between Mnok Bahser's office and Petrenks' office is an ex-janitors closet. Inside there is our Jagex insider, Frizoid... She was the one who created 'A day in Jagex' which was highly popular as well as an article concerning the Rules of Pking! Also cramped in there are a few of our other comedians...They haven't come up for air for a bit...to tell you the truth...I'm not sure if they are alive? o.0 If anyone has information regarding them then please pm me!

Next door to Mnok's office is Petrenks room... He has newly been promoted as well... I am not sure what he does but its cool!

Now some of you may remember that I used to work in that filing cabinet... I'VE BEEN UPGRADED!!! I now work on a tiny dusty table in the corner of Mnok Bahser's office. I am the Apostrophe King... When Mnok gets a bit of work he allows me the honor of checking through it for apostrophes! But I have to be quiet, if I make too much noise (e.g breathing loudly or allowing my pencil to scratch the paper too much) then he throws a huge dictionary at me but occasionally I am put in charge (or I would be, it's just a shame that Mnok is never away)

Now that is basically it...We have approximately twelve filing cabinets filled with new people... Juansito and GCSE (some of our old people) have left and some of our long-running members just won’t get the hint... (Not mentioning any names of course)...

If anyone wishes for more information or a second revisit (a re-revisit) then please send a letter addressed to

dr henry 'Apostrophe King'

Mnok Bahser's Office

The RuneVillager


Written and Researched (painstakingly) by: dr henry
Proofread by: Petrenks
Coded by: Gamestar